Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Hello, it's Spring. That means GROW PLANTS. Well unfortunately, Dr. George Milstein made an album to allegedly help us do so.
He claimed back in 1970 that a 3,000 cycle per second hum greatly increased the growth of plants. In this album, he mixed that hum with allegedly "easy listening" to "benefit both the listener and the plants.
Sorry dude. Love the cover, hate the album. Just give us the hummer, and let it go at that.
I know how you "plant people" are.
Ungrateful and demanding. I have proof:
Cross Posted at The Unconventional Conventionist
TAGS: Audrey, you are my gal, I love mulch more than my luggage, Spring, I can haz sum mor fun stuf?, You're ruining my nap