So many cocktails, so little time...
First, there's the Giggling Dingbat
Then there's the "Hot Air for Two", guaranteed to melt the Arctic in about 2 seconds flat.
For something a little sweeter, there's the "Peach on the Table"
If you've been entirely kicked around, there's the "My Balls Hurt."
Hey, if you don't like any of these cocktails, bitch at Kvatch, and get him to make you one.
There's always silly music to rely on, Bless The Muses....
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