New Year's Resolution...

...do not have unprotected intercourse with this man!

Roll of the incautious:

• Spain's Conservatives - Gone April, 2004


• Silvio Berlusconi (Italy) - Defeated June, 2005


• Bush's Pooch, Tony Blair - Stepped aside, May 2007


• Australias's Liberals - F*cked the big dog, Nov. 2007
  (John Howard, the PM, couldn't even hold his own seat)

And most tragically:

• Former Pakistani PM, Benazir Bhutto - Assassinated, Dec. 2007

Apparently 'regime change' begins with Bush.

(Thanks to the New Yorker for the inspiration.)

Tags: Bush, Regime Change, New Year's Resolutions