You Can't Make This Stuff Up

From Jonathan Turley's blog:

Neal Horsley, who is an advocate of secession, is running to be Governor of Georgia. Horsley also admits to having sex with a mule in his youth.

Horsely says that he views himself as the next John Brown in triggering rebellion and is willing to sacrifice his son in such an effort. He previously told Alan Combs that he had had sex with a mule, explaining “When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule. You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually.”

While everyone has been calling for transparency in government, this might be a bit too much information.

You can't make this stuff up. You just can't. And no, Horsley is not a Democrat, whose mascot is a mule, if that's at all relevant. As to what video that could possibly accompany such a post, it is, like Horsely, a no-brainer. It's just gotta be -

Government Mule - "Get Behind the Mule"

TAGS: Neal Horsely, Wingnuttery, Republican Bestiality
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