Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Third Option For Attorney General

You know...nobody likes Michael "Skeletor" Chertoff, and Paul Clement...the Solicitor General? He'd be just as bad as Gonzo. So The Unruly Mob says, "We want a third option!" And here are just some of the qualified candidates whom we think might make a ducky Attorney General:

Mr. Burns

A man that would have the DoJ running like a well-oiled machine.

Former Senator Palpatine

Defeated in his recent bid for reelection, Palpatine is a renowned for his political skill.


Promises to modernize DoJ and revolutionize law enforcement.

General Zod

The "law-and-order" favorite.

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